Parwana....shayari

parwane ne kaha shamma se ,
main miloon ga tumhari amma se,

shamma bharak kar bright ho gai,
parwane ki halat tight ho gai,

shamma ki wrong baat bhi right ho gai,
is qadar zabardast fight ho gai,

aik din parwana jal kar khak ho jaye ga,
aur yun dono ka kissa paak ho jaye ga ....
 
With best Regards ...... 

1 n only Kool~Nomi 

 

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Joke Ov The Day ..... 26 Feb

Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek


"BURQA" Nikla. :-)

hahahahahaha


Sardar thought "LOL" mean
"lots of love".

So 1 Day His Friend's Mother Died
he Sent it in da Following txt
''Sory 2 Hear About da Death of Your M0ther LOL'':-D






Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy

Bv:
Phir b 'JAANI' koi sher kehdo!

Husband:
lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)

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K^N Presents..

Hahaha Hansi Nhn Ruk rahi....Jokes

 
Eik jagah par likha tha

Hospital hai .............horn Zor se bajayein

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Eik nange sir aadmi topiyaan bechraha tha ..us ne likhwa rakha tha

" mehmood ki topi Hamid ke sir par fit aayegi "


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kapda bechne wale ki dukaan mein likha tha

Acha kapda wohi hai jo aap ke ghar wale pasand karein " hum aap ko gharwale bhi deinge "


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Choraye mein eik cenima house tha ...Is ke bahir gate pe Cycle stand ke pass likha tha hum aap ki cycle ke zimedaaar hum nhn hain lamp aur apna saamaan chodte waqt cycle apne saath hi le jaayeein


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Ticket bechne wali khidki par eik board laga huwa tha jis par likha tha "EIk se ziyada Jaib na kaaatein "

Aur

Qataaaaaaar mein Ticket kharidne walon ko hawale police kiya jaaye ga

"black market karne wale hazraaaaaat direct manager se raabta karein

Aur eik bada board deeeeeeewaar ke saaath laga rakha tha uss pe rules likhe huwe the

1.Phela show theek Uss waqt shiroo ho jaata hai jab house full ho jaata hai .

2.Film tabdeel karne kaa manager kaa haq hai ......

3.Film par tanqeed karne walon ko police ke hawale kiya jaaye ga .......

4. danga fasaad karne wale hazraat ko laathiyaaaaan aur botles apne saath le aani chayeein .......

5. Bachon ko chaye ke woh apni maaon ko ghar chor ke aaaayein .....

6. Free pass leine wale ticket na kharidein aur ticket khareedne wale free pass ka mutalba na karein ...

7. zanaana show ke din Cenima ke hudooood mein mardon kaa aana mamnooooo hoga


 
 

Mochen ........Jokes

MOUNCHoN KI KHUBIYAN

=>Kahte hain mounch mard ka zewar hai................

=> Gaawon main to muonchen mundaa kar phirne
se be pardagi hoti hai, buzurg bura mante hain.

=> Mounchen bure waqt ki sathi hain.....................

=> Aap ksi ki gardan nahin madhorh sakte to.......
apni muonchen madhorh kar ghussa nikal sakte
hain.

=> Aap preshan hain YA ksi ka intizar karrahe hon to muonchon par haat pher kar waqt guzar sakte hain.

=> Mounchen to mardon ka Accelerator hai,isi liey wo ladhne se pahle mounchon ko bal dete hain.

 

Video Shayaries....Shayari

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Tamator ... Jokes

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Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein

Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,

Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki

Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...  

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Definition for Human being:

A creature that cuts trees

,makes papers and writes

"SAVE TREES"

on it..!!!

Funny people.....!!!!!! 

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Jab Question Paper Ho Out of Control.

Answer Sheet Ko Kar K Fold.

Aero-plane Bana K Bol!

All Will Fail!

Student Kya Jaane Result ka Kya Hoga?

Marks Milengi Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga?

To Girlfriend Ghuma.

Paise Urra...

Paise Urraa K Bol!

Papa All Is Well!

 

Hahaha

A DOg .. Jokes

 
A Dog Fell In Love



With a Cat


Bt


Dog's Parents


Refusd Cat


Gues Why?


They Gave a Solid Reason


















Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai  

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2.Tadapta Student






3.Shaitani Books






4.Sadma Result Ka






5.Neend ki Maut






6.Pyasi Examiner






7.Pass Ho Na Ho.


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Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye






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Jokes For You

Wesy to Amir khan ki har

movie men koi lesson hota hai,

Lakin 3 idiots men us ny

dunya ko aik new bat batayi..,

"ENGINEERS B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN" :-)


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Jab Tak Zinda Raha.







Msg Karta Rahonga.






Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya.






Balke.






Samajh Lena,


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Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)


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Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai









Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki






Beta Ab B Waqt He






Nange Paao Bhag Jao.

Bheegi Barsaat .. Shayari

 

Bhigi Barsaat me jalata hu, tuze kya maloom?
Main samandar hu bikharata hu, tuze kya maloom? Jabse dekha hai mohabbat ka hasi Tajamahal, Kate haathon ko chhuppata hu, tuze kya maloom?

 

Bht Khubsoorat .. Shayari

Dhadkan Hamari Tumse Jo Kahe,

Sanso Ko Bhi Uski Khabar Na Lage,

Bahut Khubsurat Hai Rishta Humara,

Duwa Hai Ise Kisiki Nazar Na Lage.

Meri Kahani Mera Kissa .. Shayari

MeRi KahaNi MeRa QisSa H0 Tum,

MeRi SaanSain MeRi Duniya H0 Tum,

Tumhe KySe Mai Bh00La D00n

KySe DiL Se MiTa D00n,

MeRi Har Ek Saans Ka HisSa H0 Tum

Khamosh Hoon .. Shayari

Khamosh Hoon Mai Lekin Inkaar To Nahi Hai
Meri Nakaamyabi Hai Koi Haar To Nahi Hai
Hum Tumhe Paa Na Sake, To Kya Howa
Lekin Sirf Tumhe Paa Lena Pyaar To Nahi Hai
K^N Presents....

Pyaari ..Shayari

Pyar Sabhi Ko Jeena Sikha Deta Hai
Wafa Ke Naam Pe Marna Sikha Deta Hai
Pyar Nahi Kiya To Karke Dekho
Zalim Har Dard Sahena Sikha Deta Hai

Maangi thi mohbat.. shayari

Maangi Thi Hum Ne
Tum Se mohabbat
Ki Zindagi

Tum Ne Tou Zindagi
Ko Mohabbat Bana
Dia ... !!!